yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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