im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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