he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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