On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
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