Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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