that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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