i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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