haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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