i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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