God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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