Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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