He is such a slut. More and more my type.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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