So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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