He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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