Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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