You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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