Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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