I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
