He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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