hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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