Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I think I died a long time ago.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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