new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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