What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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