well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Your penis caused this!
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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