I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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