So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
