my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
You're a waste of cheezeits
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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