I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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