found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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