Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
