what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
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