Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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