Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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