I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
you win again, gameday.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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