Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
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