How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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