I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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