dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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