He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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