I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I think a kid would responsible me up
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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