I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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