the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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