sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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