Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
God I need to hump something, right now.
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