question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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