his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
You were trust falling into bushes
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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