He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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