I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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