I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
There are leaves in my underwear?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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