dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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