Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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