so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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