So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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