He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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