you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Randomize
